Thanks to the asswitted pissant who created W32.HLLW.Nebiwo, all of us are required to run a manual virus scan on our machines here at work.  I usually endure this hellish scan on Mondays from 12:00 to 4:00.  My poor pathetic laptop is grinding itself into a slow death as it scans files (current stats—515500 files scanned, elapsed time 198:45; update: final stats—714350 files scanned, elapsed time 273:33).

I hate virus writers with a passion, because most of them are pathetic little teenaged asswipes who downloaded a virus kit.  To the nitwit who released W32.HLLW.Nebiwo, I hope your already tiny nether parts shrivel up and blow away.