I made the mistake of renting 13th Child (Legend of The Jersey Devil) this weekend.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything this cheesy in quite a long time.  The dialog was horrendous and it was delivered in such a wooden fashion that I started to wonder how the actors could move with such big sticks up their asses.  And then there was the cheesy rubber suited monster.  It’s almost enough to make me want to grow another hand so I can give this stinker more than two thumbs down.