Once again, I am reminded why Lileks is the master.  From today’s bleat:

Could Sheriff Moose please, please say the following:

“As far as we know, the sniper has never jammed the gun barrel against the roof of his mouth and used his toes to pull the trigger. That’s his pattern, and we’ve no reason to think he will deviate from it.”

Perhaps the sniper would sneer at the TV, think: I’ll show you! and be halfway to the great raisin dispensary in the sky before he realized his error.

Priceless.