What did you say?!

This is so very wrong.

A 73-year-old man who used an air raid siren to stun his wife into submission has had it confiscated by German police.

"My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways," the man identified as Vladimir R. told Mannheim police. "So I crank up the siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it's real quiet again."

Link via Pejman Yousefzadeh.

Posted by Aubrey at April 29, 2003 01:52 PM