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In the case of Robert M. Peters Sr., size does matter.I'm trying to resist the urge to make fun of the guy's name... Posted by Aubrey at July 16, 2003 08:56 PM | TrackBack
The 47-year-old locksmith from Bangor is accused of exposing himself to a client on June 12, 2002, while making a house call in Bethlehem. Peters' trial began Monday.
The victim testified that she and Peters were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters' semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts.
That's impossible, according to defense attorney Gary Asteak.
"She's mistaken," Asteak said. "He's not that big."
According to Asteak, physician Eric Schoeppner examined Peters and found his penis is only 1 inches long when flaccid and four inches erect.
Just to make sure the measurement wasn't a mistake, the doctor administered Viagra to Peters and measured again. The penis was still four inches long, Asteak said.
The Milwaukee County Supervisor whe got caught using his office computer to download "racy" pictures from the Internet (merely swimsuit models, actually) happens to be blessed with the name Willie Johnson, Jr.