So I see that the world health nannies have declared today to be “World No Tobacco Day.”  I used to be mildly sympathetic to the anti-smoking message, but as the anti-smoking groups have become more militant and have managed to use the power of the state to step on private property rights, my sympathy has dwindled to microscopic proportions.

I’ve decided that in the grand tradition of eat-an-animal-for-PETA day, I will honor “World No Tobacco Day” in my own particular way:

Perhaps the cloud of smoke will keep them away from my door (or, if I’m lucky, it’ll kill ‘em dead on the doorstep through the hyper-deadly dangers of “second hand smoke”).