Graffiti Redux

Someone calling themselves “maybenot” left the following in the comments to the previous entry, concerning Monday’s troll incident.

Um, did you really call the L.I.S.D.? Becuase you really scared my friend, if that’s what you were going for, scaring middle schoolers, you should be proud of yourself. Good job.

This steamed me a bit, so here’s my response:

Maybenot,

Yes, I did call Leander ISD. I will not tolerate people spewing crap on my weblog, regardless of their age. Given that your illiterate little friend called me a “fagish com. geek” in the comments on my own website, then tried to put someone else’s email and phone number on this site, a little scare isn’t a big deal. Maybe it’s what he needed.

Quite frankly, the very idea that I should be ashamed of myself for reporting this says more about you than it does about me.

The very attitude that I should somehow be ashamed of this really irked me.  It reflects an attitude that he should be entitled to come on my weblog and spew garbage towards me and act like some kind of online vandal. 

While websites and weblogs didn’t exist when I was that age, I know that if I’d done the equivalent my butt would have been heated by the principal’s paddle (or my dad’s belt).  Unfortunately, that’s an effective method of discipline, so it has of course been removed from schools. 

Coddling kids and excusing their bad behavior will not serve us well in the long run. 

But what do I know, I’m just surly curmudgeon who’s starting to feel more disconnected from the current generation every day.  I’m not sure where the cutoff occurred, but it probably won’t be long until I’m yelling at the neighborhood kids.

<old man voice>
Damn kids!  Get off my lawn.
</old man voice>

2 Comments

  1. Kevin White says:

    You were a lot kinder than I would have been. Maybe when Movable Type 5.331 comes out, it will be able to detect spammy, abusive, useless comments from prepubescent teens and block them accordingly.

  2. Kevin,

    I assumed that I was dealing with another middle-schooler and tried to temper my response accordingly.  But it did take a few attempts to get the right tone without obscenity.

    I like having open comments on my site, but it only takes one or two dipnuts to screw it up.  A few weeks ago I had some idiot who would post comments that consisted solely of the text of my post.  Then there are the comment spammers, who leave ads for drugs and porn on the site.  I’m at the computer most of the day because of work and I keep my personal email running in the background, so I usually see these things when they come in.

    But people who come in during the night or on weekends can still leave an annoying mess before I can clean it up and ban them.  And banning isn’t that good of a solution, since I had one persistent asshole who just kept coming back from different IPs. 

    I may have to look into some kind of registration system in the future if spammers get to be too much of a problem.