Have you seen those new Office Depot commercials?  The one with the hand in the box?

It seems to me that Office Depot had Staples envy over the “Easy Button.”  The Easy Button is kind of cheesy in a way, but I suppose many of us have wished for one at one time or another (along with a “Smite Mine Enemies Button”).  The Office Depot hand, on the other hand, is just creepy.  If I ever see a disembodied hand pop out of a box while I’m at an office supply store, I’m going out to my truck for an axe (while keeping an eye peeled for zombies) to whomp the bejeebus out of it.

Instead of conjuring images of a helpful office supply store, I keep flashing to The Hand.  It lives. It crawls. And suddenly, it kills.