Moore Can Bite Me
March 25, 2003
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Posted by Aubrey Turner
I don’t normally go for ad hominem attacks, but Michael Moore pisses me off no end. While I won’t comment on his size, given my own particular situation, I have no qualms saying that he’s a gaseous windbag spewing noxious, false bullshit. So it was with some interest that I came across this campaign:
BUY A GUN FOR (TO SPITE) MICHAEL MOORE DAY-APRIL 15
It would be such fun to inform his noxiousness that people are out there buying guns because of him and his propaganda crap fake-umentary.
Besides, there’s a gun show at Dallas Market Hall on April 12th and 13th. That sounds like a good enough excuse to me.
Categories: Guns
Sign me up!! Two questions:
1. Do they still make a model I can load with rock salt?
2. After I acquire my firearm, can you point me in the general direction of Michael Moore’s ass?
Sure, but you’ll have to get in line behind a bunch of other people (provided that they leave anything behind after they’re done with him). I’m a piker compared to Rachel Lucas at hating Michael Moore.
Also a gun show at the Wisconsin State Fair Park in West Allis (Milwaukee suburb) on the same weekend. The sponsor is the Take A Kid Hunting Foundation.
Since it isn’t actually the 15th, I might also go to Badger Outdoor on Tuesday and get one of the 9mm carbines they have for their monthly special.
I wish I’d done more hunting as a kid. My father wasn’t interested in hunting and I never got into it (only went squirrel hunting once with a friend from high school, but didn’t get anything). The Take A Kid Hunting Foundation sounds like a worthy cause. One of these days I may try to go, simply to learn what it’s like to bring in your own food.