I can’t help but notice of late that there seems to be a correlation between where my newspaper lands and the weather conditions.  Particularly, the paper only seems to land in the middle of the grass when there is rain or heavy dew.  If it’s dry outside, the paper will be perfectly centered in my drive way.

Is this caused by increased wind resistance due to the higher air density?  Or could it perhaps be a passive-aggressive attempt to punish the customer by someone who hates the job? 

The world may never know…