Retainerized For Your Protection
I got my “permanent” retainers this week. I shouldn’t have referenced the fascist boot of the temporary retainers. The “permanent” retainers are far worse. Something about them triggers my gag reflex, so it’s taken a lot of getting used to. The first day I was gagging every few minutes. I’m slowly adjusting. Now it’s only every few hours.
Oh… and to add insult to injury I sound like a deranged chipmonk with them in. I had to do a meeting this week where I was presenting some information to our customer along with my first- and second-line managers. I ended up taking them out before the meeting. I don’t think a strategy presentation delivered by a chipmonk would have been well received.