Seriously Busted
I was out and about on the Bear Creek walking trail earlier this week when I saw this.
A young woman in very tight, short, shorts and not much of a top had just jogged past. Ahead I saw a man and his young daughter (perhaps 8 or 10) taking a shortcut across the grass. It was quite obvious that he was watching the jogger, since his baseball cap was a dead giveaway as to where he was looking (target lock acquired: tracking initiated). Unfortunately, while he was looking at the jogger he wasn’t looking at the ground. He stepped in a hole, twisted his ankle, went to one knee, then rolled on his back and did a sort of upside-down bug dance (i.e. legs and arms flailing).
All in all, a fairly good performance, as it distracted his daughter from noticing the reason for his fall. I gave it an 8.0 for form and an 8.5 for the save.
I swear it wasn’t me Aubrey. I would NEVER do something like that. I would have had the cap on backward, as the bill might have obscured my vision.